SGT.Osama
09-19-2008, 07:58 AM
مبرمج كمبيوتر وزوجته
Husband(returning late from work): Good evening dear, I’m logged
Wife: Have u brought the groceries
Husband: Bad Command or file name
Wife: But I told u in the morning
Husband: syntax error. Abort
Wife: what about my new T.V
Husband: Variable not found
Wife: At least, give me your credit card; I want to do some shopping
Husband: sharing violation, access denied
Wife: Do u love me or do u love computers or are u just being funny
Husband: Too many parameters
Wife: It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like u
Husband: Type mismatch
Wife: U r useless
Husband: It’s by default
Wife: What about your salary
Husband: file in use…try later
Wife: Whatt is my value in this family
Husband: Unknown virus
participation complete
Osama
Husband(returning late from work): Good evening dear, I’m logged
Wife: Have u brought the groceries
Husband: Bad Command or file name
Wife: But I told u in the morning
Husband: syntax error. Abort
Wife: what about my new T.V
Husband: Variable not found
Wife: At least, give me your credit card; I want to do some shopping
Husband: sharing violation, access denied
Wife: Do u love me or do u love computers or are u just being funny
Husband: Too many parameters
Wife: It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like u
Husband: Type mismatch
Wife: U r useless
Husband: It’s by default
Wife: What about your salary
Husband: file in use…try later
Wife: Whatt is my value in this family
Husband: Unknown virus
participation complete
Osama